"what would the founding fathers think if they could see America today"
probably something extremely racist
"Why are all these colored people and women acting like they have rights? Wait, they have rights???"
I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going
I judge you if you roll with a the defib in L4D2 because not only do you not have enough confidence in my abilities to stay alive but you also think that anyone weak enough to die is worth going back for.
hey, if someone is hurt (less than 60ish) when you come…
"Everybody listen: I need you to pay attention to what I’m about to say. This is exactly what I have been talking about. You cannot move ahead by shaking hands, kissing babies, singing and dancing like a puppet! You cannot move ahead by always doing what you’re told.
Now…this is our time.
This is our place.
It is time for us to find focus. It is up to us to find order.
Together, it is our time to find purpose. Because we do not
Sounds like the best party ever.
Dan Ryckert, Senior Editor of Giant Bomb Dot Com and Professional Adult