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thegoldenmirror:

When the light is near http://ift.tt/1pDgYDi

thegoldenmirror:

When the light is near http://ift.tt/1pDgYDi

the-gingerdancer:

i feel like this is a real family photo

the-gingerdancer:

i feel like this is a real family photo

kneelift:

It’s B, goddammit! 

A

kneelift:

It’s B, goddammit! 

A

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

sonofgrim:

This needs to be a new scout taunt

sonofgrim:

This needs to be a new scout taunt

Jeff: “Is aioli mayonnaise?”

danryckertjustsaid:

Crowd: “YES!”
Dan: “Let me see how are those words spelled? Oh wait, those are completely different words. One has five letters and one has, like, twenty.”
On PAX Prime 2014: Cards in a Hat (9/2/2014)

Why do you want to be a comedian?
Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

"Old Country Buffet’s fucking awesome."

damien mizdow takes his job as a stunt double very seriously

You perfect, perfect man.