Thug life, 47.
Also, I forgot how narrow and unforgiving Hitman 1 is.
Finally started playing Resident Evil 5 now that I have a laptop fan. This shit was inexplicably making my computer run super hot. Only played about an hour or so, but it’s promising. Resident Evil 4 is one of my all time favorite games, and this plays almost exactly like it. Not sure I’m crazy about the atmosphere or the ever-present AI partner, but the jury is still out on that one. We’ll see.
Day 5: Game Character You Feel You Are Most Like (or wish you were)
Max Payne in Max Payne 3.
At my worst, I’m a rather overweight fuck up who can’t stop looking towards mistakes made in the past instead of opportunities on the horizon. I don’t abuse pills or drink very much, but I certainly have my vices.
I just wish I had Max’s magic ability to slow down time.
Lara, you incessantly troubling chore of a woman, you’ve killed at least two dozen men wearing jackets in the past hour. Fucking put one on when you climb a radio tower on top of a snowy god damn mountain.
Day 4: Your Guilty Pleasure Game
Hitman: Blood Money
This game is, tops, a 15-20 hour game, and yet I’ve played it for more than 45 hours. It’s so infinitely replayable, and it’s almost more of a puzzle game than an action or stealth game. It’s a set of rules and interacting systems that you have to fit into and solve. Kill your target, make it clean, and leave no trace of your presence. Nothing is more satisfying.
Against my better judgement, I’m reinstalling Dota 2. Never really played before, but this game’s reputation certainly precedes itself.